O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
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Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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