I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Your penis caused this!
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