Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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