it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
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i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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