so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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