Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
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he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
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I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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