I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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