i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize
