She's JV to your varsity
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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