Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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