i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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