Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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