She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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