so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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