did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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I need you to use more vowels.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just had sex on a roof
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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