As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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