Just fell off a train. Bad.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
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Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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