my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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