Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
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I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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