JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
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See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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