lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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