Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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