The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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