the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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I just found puke in my bra..
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
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