I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
