it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Even my vagina gasped.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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