We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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