Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
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Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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