Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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