guys are not supposed to queef...right?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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