I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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