community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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