My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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