i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.