I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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