dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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