My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
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I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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