her vagine was all disorganized.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
We have started to decorate penises.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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