I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
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i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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