After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Randomize
