I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
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Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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