I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Randomize