You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
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He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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