She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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