im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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