whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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