There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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