What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..