we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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