I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
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I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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