I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
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Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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