you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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