So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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