only if we run a train.
done.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
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Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
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What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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