What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
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I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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