I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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